Kyrie Irving Thinks He’s Slick Playing For Panama In The World Cup

I don’t care how many fraudulent birth certificates you show me, you’ll never convince me that’s not Kyrie Irving playing for Panama. That’s him. I won’t even hold court on the matter. I’m firm in my beliefs, and won’t be moved by your arguments, no matter how thorough, or accurate they may be.

Unfortunately, the Celtics have lost their man. Not to the New York Knicks, but to Panama. He’s a footballer now. It hurts to see him go, but I wish him the best on this next chapter of his life. He’s a hell of an athlete, and probably already the best soccer play in the world. Despite getting their ass kicked by Belgium 3-0. He needs time to adjust I guess.

So long, Kyrie. Enjoy Panama.

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